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The stew of gastric juices, scintillated synapses, centrifuging venous circuits. Newton’s law goes without saying, we peremptorily obligated to its invisiguises, eye of newt obviously and bulbously goes without; New York sky fortress and the apple of Johnny’s semen spread; the New Testament paired…
- YouTube: Hey, we noticed you're watching a video. Would you appreciate it if we just slowed the buffering down real nice so that every 3 seconds it catches up and stops, even though you still have full bandwidth available? Isn't that nice.
- Me: Ummm...
- YouTube: And maybe you'd also like it so when the video is paused it just stops buffering entirely? Glad we could help.
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
Live as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life. They appear so while they are passing; they seem to have been so when we look back on them; and they take up more room in our memory than all the years that succeed them.
please destroy nerds. it’s not difficult. be smarter or stronger or more graceful or more kind. be more able to love. the next time that you feel called upon to defend video games as an art form do literally anything else instead. do not say awesome or epic or otherwise engage with the vacuous shorthand of the nerd tribe. please understand that it is not immediately the best thing you have ever seen when two cultural references that you understand are forced into proximity: batman and the predator. star wars and minecraft. mario and grindhouse films.
reject nerds and flex on nerdfighters. do not allow a person to infect hiphop with their vile chiptunes. do not abide the nerd who holds up his consumerist fantasias as valid cultural icons. do not allow the nerds to cluster or they will eventually spore subreddits. suffer not the nerd to “fap”. creepshame a nerd, imo.
reestablish the distinction between “nerdy” and “smart” through harsh words and hard work.
help me destroy nerds
It’s a fact so jaw-dropping it’s unbelievable — people thought it was a crazy Internet rumor until Politifact verified it. But it’s true: More Americans have died just since 1960 from gun incidents — suicides, accidents, and homicides — than died in every war in U.S. history. The deadliest war the U.S. has ever had is the war we waged against ourselves.